[TRANSLATION] Changmin's UFO replies

I ♥ Shim Changmin! xD

Fan: My hands and feet are freezing TT TT
Althought I'm at home...Oppa please warm me up T_T
CM: Go to a warm room~ If not put clothes inside to keep warm~

Fan: I'm studying, suddenly thought of Oppa, I hope oppa can wish me good luck! That way I can even get the first place.
CM: Good luck~ Looking forward to the first place

Wah~ Changmin oppa doesnt hate me right?
[Changmin] Hate..hm...I've never seen you before so I can't say anything^^ keke

Go eat well and live well! (a phrase in Korean.. don't really know how to explain) I'm sad because you won't reply, so I'm gonna go drink! oppas make me a delinquent
[Changmin]Don't say weird stuff like drinking and go sleep@^^

Oppa please reply to me, even a dot...I'm rotting in the library...
[Changmin]It isn't rotting, it's developing...

Changmin-ah I find your adam's apple so sexy when you scream..................
[Changmin]You have unique taste

Shall We make a baby?
[Changmin]"no comment"

Does oppa like a smart and ugly girl or a dumb and pretty girl or me??keke
[Changmin]I like my parents^^

Aren't I nice
[Changmin]How should I know;;

I'm hungry................I think I'm going to die
If I eat now I'll get fat so I won't
[Changmin]Do you want to be skinny and die or eat and live?

Shim Changmin you're really gonna be like that? I drank 2 bottles of soju. My heart is breaking really
[Changmin]Two bottles of soju means you're pretty good at drinking^^

Yunho oppa! If you don't reply you have to marry me.
[Changmin]I saved Yunho hyung's life.

Changmin-ah, I failed... ha.. What is D
If I get all A+ next time, will you pat my head??
[Changmin]Talk when you get an A

I look like Han Ga In.^^
[Changmin] It's okay

Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1
CM: urh, scary!

Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day…
CM: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!!

Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me! TT
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe

Fan: I have exams next week, but I cant focus, I’m going mad, what should I do TT?
CM: you lost your focus?

[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..?
[ChangMin] What^^?

[UFO] I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying…..
From now on I’m going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I’m there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?

[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children’s program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!

UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??

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